Jose Canseco, Guest Lecturer

Well, if any university were going to invite Jose Canseco to give a lecture to its students, it's hardly surprising that it's Florida. (Next week at Miami: Nicole Richie!) The tanned, 'roided one spoke at the O'Connell Center in Gainesville about his new book, Juiced, which made some headlines a while back. Canseco gave a wrap-up of his book (quick synopsis: Cuban boy small; Cuban boy big; Cuban boy angry; Cuban boy smash) and then answered questions, predictably, about Madonna. (Honestly, people, come up with something new: Not even Madonna asks about Madonna anymore.) Canseco is only the most recent of esteemed guest lecturers at the University of Florida; earlier this year, the guest was Ron Jeremy. And you know what: They asked him about steroids and Madonna too. Huh.

Canseco's Quest For Truth (Orlando Sentinel)