Finally, A Way to Keep Bostonians From Publicly Urinating

Patriot's Day is Monday, and that means afternoon baseball at Fenway, people vomiting up red, white and blue beer on Harvard Lawn and, of course, The Boston Marathon. And, apparently, it also means skinny Kenyans pissing on suburban lawns. The Boston Athletic Association announced that it will erect fences around people's homes to make sure runners don't defecate on their shrubs and bushes. Race director Dave McGillivray says, "They don't use people's lawns because they are malicious. They do it out of desperation." (Somewhere, Gary Miller is nodding in agreement.)

Keep Off The Grass (Associated Press)