Chris Paul to NBA: "OK, Take a Deep Breath and Cough"

Wake Forest guard Chris Paul, who was consistently outclassed and outmuscled by every point guard he played all year, has announced that he will enter the NBA Draft. He is expected to be a top-five selection, but when they -- and by "they," we mean "Mike Lupica" -- look back on his brief college career, "they're" more likely to remember Paul more for his balls-shot to North Carolina State's Julius Hodge in the ACC tournament than any, um, balls he shot. As someone so preoccupied with the groin areas of basketball players, if Paul's career doesn't turn out, we all know he'll have plenty of company in the team hotel.

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